Ghosting guilt? Reply remorse? This is the ultimate handbook for anyone who’s ever left a message on ‘read’ for far too long. This book is your go-to guide for preserving your relationships, reducing the awkwardness, & minimising hurt feelings!
Packed with 50 hilarious, relatable, & borderline ridiculous excuses, this book will equip you with everything you need to justify your text delay like a pro. Whether you were trapped in a Netflix binge, perfecting your sourdough starter, or simply vibing with your inner introvert, each excuse comes with a ‘Excuse-O-Meter’ to help you gauge how believable (or bold) you’re being. Keep track the ones you’ve used with the ‘Sent’ tab, & use the ‘Feedback’ section to record how each excuse landed.
Stop sweating over overdue texts and start owning the art of the delayed reply. With ‘Sorry I Didn’t Text Back’, you’ll turn every social faux pas into a laugh-out-loud moment. Because honestly? You were probably just charging your phone… for three days.
Filled with relatable and hilarious excuses, this humorous book serves as the perfect last-minute gift for procrastinators and those who always reply late. It’s an ideal funny present for friends or family, making it a unique gift for chronically disorganised individuals. Whether you’re looking for a Secret Santa gift under a fiver or a thoughtful gesture for a colleague who’s perpetually behind on e-mails and messages, this book fits the bill. It also doubles as a funny stocking filler or gag gift that is budget-friendly while bringing joy and laughter to any occasion. This tongue-in-cheek book is especially great for those hard-to-buy-for friends or relatives who appreciate humour about their texting habits. Suitable for Christmas, birthdays, or as a joke gift, it makes an amusing present for brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, friends, colleagues, girlfriends, and boyfriends alike.
In “Sorry I Didn't Text Back! 50 Excuses For Taking 3-5 Working Days To Reply,” you will uncover a treasure trove of resources designed specifically for those who struggle with social or professional correspondence. This unique guide offers:
The Perfect Inexpensive Gift: Find the ideal present for your co-worker, relative, or friend who is always late responding. This thoughtful gift is sure to bring a smile and a bit of humour to their day.
50 Hilarious Excuses: Keep a handy list of amusing excuses that can be used in various situations. These light-hearted explanations are perfect for diffusing awkward moments when messages are accidentally left on read.
Excuse Gauges: Each excuse comes with an easy-to-use gauge that helps you quickly identify the most suitable excuse for any predicament. This feature allows you to assess which excuse fits best based on urgency and context.
Track Your Usage: The folding corner system lets you keep track of which excuses you’ve utilised. You can rate each one to determine its effectiveness and note feedback so you won’t get caught off guard in the future.
A Quirky and Unique Gift Idea: This book makes for an entertaining and practical gift for anyone in your life who is known for going off the grid and taking days to reply. It’s not just a book; it’s a conversation starter!
This collection not only serves as a humorous take on disorganised and unconnected people, but also provides handy excuses to navigate social situations with ease.
 
 
 
 



        

            
            

                
Print length
                
110 pages
            
            
            

                
Language
                
English
            
            
            

                
Publication date
                
13 Dec. 2024
            
            
            

                
ISBN-13
                
979-8303555877
            
            
            

                
Dimensions
                
11.99 x 0.64 x 16.99 cm
            
            
        

         





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